The Evolution of a Switch*….Probably….

BDSM, D/s, Erotic Humour

*In BDSM, a switch is someone who participates in BDSM activities sometimes as a top and other times as a bottom or (in the case of dominance and submission) sometimes as a dominant and other times as a submissive.

D – “I want a girl I can hurt, a girl that really likes the pain!”

s – “Cool! I love a little pain, lets do this.”

Tap, tap

s – “Is that all you’ve got? Dude…hit me harder!”

Tap, tap

s – “For fuck sake, hurt me!”

D – “I am, I’m trying.”

s – “Wait…these retraints feel kinda funny…is that…are they…plastic handcuffs?”

D – “I don’t have proper ones.”

s – “Well these aren’t gonna hold me, look…”


D – “You broke my fucking handcuffs!”

s – “They were hardly handcuffs. Now hit me properly. I’ll keep still.”


s – “Goddamnit…give me the crop…Like this”


D – “OUCH! Bitch! That fucking hurt!”

s – “Shut up and take it like a man.”


D – “Fucking hell! Stop…”

s – “Shut up, Pussy! Bend over.”



s – “You like that, Baby?”


D – “Holy fuck…I’m getting hard…do it again…”


Disclaimer – This is not an actual depiction of any events that happened ever…it’s just for the funnies… 😉

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